7.

Roses are red,
violets are blue
I have a big head
and my feet smell like shrimp...





anyway, i sincerely hope that everyone's day has been better than mine.
in fact, i sincerely hope that everyone's life is better than mine.
i hope you are not failing classes, i hope you are not heartbroken, i hope that you all still have dreams and aspirations and still see the world with wide eyes.
and i hope that your children are NOT born with webbed feet or with 5 legs...that would seriously suck.



so the following is a list of 15 ways to annoy people in no particular order.
have fun.
take this list and run...fly...spring...hop...die...not really...but seriously now....


15 Amazing Ways to Annoy the SHIT out of People:
1. purchase a hairdryer. then sit outside of your house and point it at passing cars.
2. change your tv channels ever 3 seconds.
3. set appointments or dates with people for February 29th
4. wear clothes that are ONLY in the color PUCE
5. pay restaurants and clothing stores with a different currency (i.e. yen)
6. pay for things ONLY in change...pennies preferable
7. become a hermit
8. talk to yourself around other people
9. go to Wendy's and order a Big Mac
10. chain yourself to your roommate's bed
11. instead of taking notes in your classes, bring a large canvas and paints and make an abstract painting of the notes
12. boil ice cream
13. befriend non-living objects (desks, chairs, cups, etc)
14. make up your own religion and make your church a bathroom
15. get invited to a party and then bring 30+ people to it







have fun registering for classes, ya'll.
eat a whale for breakfast,
-SER